As Buemi was doing a few spins in the Red Bull Showcar, a marshal inexplicably jumped out in front of him in what appeared to be a moment of lunacy. What wasn't caught on camera however was that the man also yelled death threats as he did it, adding only 'shit, I forgot my sword, time to pretend it was a joke'. Police have now taken the man into custody for further questioning and have released this statement:
The man, who we will not yet name for legal reasons, is currently being questioned also on suspicion of other unsolved crimes. We believe he may be linked to or responsible for up to 24 different attempted and successful murders and a few other crimes besides.
When asked to elaborate on these 'other crimes' in a press conference, a policeman commented:
Mostly larceny, in particular of things relating to Formula One, such as the plundering of Mark Webber's pace and the theft of all the common sense missing from F1 stewarding rooms in 2008.
The man and his legal team have yet to comment, although rumours currently abound that his bank account features a deposit of $500,000 from a Sr. J. Alguersuariola, itself believed to be a fake account.
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